Just...No

"CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer) 11/23/2013 at 13:21 • Filed to: Asshat

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I work as a lot attendant. This straight pisses me off.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:22

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Asshats that are not in Audis?!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:22

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Take pic of car with clearly visible plates.

Post photo to local PD Facebook page.

Problem solved?

Telumektar > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:26

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Ugh! Yeah, big wings in FWD cars are the worst!!!!

The driver should be charged firstly for his/her bad taste.

getchapopcorn > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:27

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?

Hindered23 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:27

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does the motorcycle have handicap plates... because that would be something if it did...

anonsagainstanonymous > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:30

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I don't know. Looks like the work of a mentally handicapped person to me.

No, actually, that is probably ableist of me. Sorry, guys. But really. I'm not sure that guy isn't an actual handicapped person who forgot to put his thingy on display.

Milky > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:32

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If it was a Carrera … maayyyybeee, but this civic with a side of rice? No.

CounterTorqueSteer > Hindered23 11/23/2013 at 13:32

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No it does not.

Sn210 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:34

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Rear spoiler +50hp
Chrome trim +20hp
Window visors +3hp
Rims +25hp

And we have no idea what he has under the hood!

Hindered23 > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:35

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trip and fall into it, proceed to bail.

1337HPMustang > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/23/2013 at 13:36

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this is what happens when dillweeds move up a social class, they visit a pretentious dealer! (not judging brand new german lux, just the people who tend to buy them)

KB Garage > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:40

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Engage the clutch, roll the bike behind the civic.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > 1337HPMustang 11/23/2013 at 13:41

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I'd be horrified to wonder what kind of class lets them ride in a beat-up Civic....

The sportbike, however, I can see. But the blue Honda?

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 13:41

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Probably not the first offender.

Google Street view. Perhaps it's standard ops:

vdub_nut: scooter snob > getchapopcorn 11/23/2013 at 13:46

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inb4 ten thousand people post Pulp Fiction quotes.

Because someone said it in a movie, so it must be true.

Long Live the Longdoor > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 14:07

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Not sure if I'm offended more by the parking job or that spoiler... Yuk.

CounterTorqueSteer > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 11/23/2013 at 14:11

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Both photos were taken before I stared working here. Unfortunately, it happens all the time.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 14:28

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How?

Tom McParland > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 14:35

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Yeah and the dude on the bike "needs" the spot as well.

Tom McParland > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 14:36

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There are several layers of hell for this asshat. 1st layer of hell is for that wing, the second is for those rims, the the third is for that horrible trim, and the deepest and hottest is for that park-job...though now that I think about it, it all makes sense. If you look at his car mods he must have some sort of mental handicap.

oldirtybootz > getchapopcorn 11/23/2013 at 14:41

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Some people fucking deserve it. I've keyed a few in my day. Don't give people an excuse to key your car and it wont get keyed. Simple as that

CounterTorqueSteer > Tom McParland 11/23/2013 at 14:49

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How about the layer for wasting everyone's time on a Saturday?

SonorousSpeedJoe > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 15:20

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I get that some people try to see how judgmental a car salesman can be and decide whether or not to stick around based on that. They'll dress up in poor/casual clothes, show up in a (possibly beat-up) blue-collar car, etc.

...But honestly, between the parking job and the rice on that Civic, I'm pretty sure that guy's only here to kick tires if he doesn't have a car being serviced.

dogisbadob > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 15:45

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ooo Estoril Blue!

Driving_Impaired > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 11/23/2013 at 17:38

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tried that...
http://hotwheels882.kinja.com/fed-up-with-ha…

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Driving_Impaired 11/23/2013 at 18:27

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Then, I suppose people need to have a set of 4 wheel dollies with them so they can move these assholes cars out of the way.

Though, you probably really only need two, since most people are going to have auto, FWD cars.

jsmizira > CounterTorqueSteer 11/23/2013 at 18:42

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You know you can be handicapped and ride a motorcycle right?

CounterTorqueSteer > jsmizira 11/23/2013 at 19:01

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I work at this dealership. I know who the owner of the bike is. He is just fine.

thebigbossyboss > oldirtybootz 11/23/2013 at 20:49

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Are you kidding me? My car got keyed the whole length one day when I was parked in my own driveway. It cost me a hundreds to repair. Why? Because you drank beer? Fuck people whom think like this.

oldirtybootz > thebigbossyboss 11/23/2013 at 21:08

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Random acts of vandalism are obviously different than parking like a dickhead. My cars have been vandalized before, someone even put literal shit on my mom's car once. It's not fun, but if you park like that Civic did and like I see many cars park, IMHO you have it coming. For example, if I go in a store and when I come out I have to get into the passenger side of my car because you don't know how to park like a normal human being, you're getting keyed.

thebigbossyboss > oldirtybootz 11/23/2013 at 22:21

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I can't believe you key people's cars. Make no mistake, I don't think there is any reason to park like this civic. I don't support his parking at all. I dont support people parking like asshats. I also don't believe it is up to me to play judge and jury and decide which cars get keyed.

Really, you're going to cause hundreds of dollars of damage to a car that may not even be the driver's car, just because they parked so you had to crawl in the passenger side. I drove a car with a broken drivers side door and a floor mounted transmission. I know all about how much it sucks crawling in the passenger side, but your response is disproportionate to the crime committed. Based on what you said, they could be entirely within the lines, and you're gonna key em anyways.

That's just wrong, there is no other way to put it.

oldirtybootz > thebigbossyboss 11/23/2013 at 22:26

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It's not like im doing it on a daily basis. If you can't be bothered to be a considerate person, you have it coming in my book.